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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle

    The Butler Did It

    Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

    FINALLY! The fiend behind the theft of the priceless pearl necklace is revealed!

    Who could it POSSIBLY be?

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    Fingering the Felon

    Friday, July 3rd, 2009

    Lord Likely prepares to unmask the fiend responsible for the theft of the Duchess’ pearl necklace – who shall his lordship finger?

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    Rather Amiable Police Officer, Considerably More Hostile Police Officer

    Monday, June 29th, 2009

    Lord Likely adopts some rather brutish techniques in his ongoing attempts to uncover the cad behind the theft of the Duchess’ priceless pearl necklace.

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    Wherein Likely and Botter Actually Start Investigating

    Friday, June 19th, 2009

    Lord Likely interviews the incredibly racist Major Thrashing with regards to the theft of the pearl necklace, and also finds Jennifer Eels fingered.

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    The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle Returns!

    Thursday, June 11th, 2009

    After a momentary hiatus, Lord Likely’s latest Astonishing Adventure – The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle – resumes!

    Rejoice, one and all!

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    Prime Suspect

    Sunday, April 19th, 2009

    With the Duchess of Fircombe’s priceless pearl necklace pinched, all eyes turn to the prime suspect – allegedly reformed jewel thief Pilferton Swypes.

    Could this cad really be the culprit?

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    Posted in Adventures Thus Far, The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle | 11 Comments »

    Is There A Doctor in the House?

    Saturday, April 11th, 2009

    With the Duchess of Fircombe slowly choking to death on an olive, it is up to Lord Likely – Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action – to leap to her rescue!

    However, it quickly transpires that this is only the beginning of his lordship’s troubles as a long night gets even longer…

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    Wherein His Lordship Eats, Drinks and is Very Merry Indeed

    Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

    Lord Likely gets into the party spirit, by groping a couple of lovelies and offending a published poet, before bringing the whole event to a grinding halt with a single olive.

    Just another typical day for his lordship, then.

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    Posted in Adventures Thus Far, The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle | 12 Comments »

    Fircombe Hall

    Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

    Lord Likely arrives at Fircombe Hall, more than ready to drink himself senseless, and roger himself raw.

    But first, there is the rather irritating business of meeting all the guests…

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    Posted in Adventures Thus Far, The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle | 17 Comments »

    The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle

    Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

    Lord Likely is invited to attend a lavish ball at Fircombe Hall, little suspecting that he is about to be hurled head-first into another astonishing adventure – an astonishing adventure YOU can partake in, by helping his lordship answer one very simple question:

    Which Ruddy Bastard Did It?

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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