The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
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Wednesday, July 8th, 2009
FINALLY! The fiend behind the theft of the priceless pearl necklace is revealed!
Who could it POSSIBLY be?
Friday, July 3rd, 2009
Lord Likely prepares to unmask the fiend responsible for the theft of the Duchess’ pearl necklace – who shall his lordship finger?
Tags: botter, detective, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, Duke and Duchess of Fircombe, fiction, humour, Jennifer Eels, Lady Marmalade, Lord Likely, magpie, Major Thrashing, mystery, pearl necklace, Peeves, Pilferton Swypes, summing up, Winsome Pine
Monday, June 29th, 2009
Lord Likely adopts some rather brutish techniques in his ongoing attempts to uncover the cad behind the theft of the Duchess’ priceless pearl necklace.
Friday, June 19th, 2009
Lord Likely interviews the incredibly racist Major Thrashing with regards to the theft of the pearl necklace, and also finds Jennifer Eels fingered.
Thursday, June 11th, 2009
After a momentary hiatus, Lord Likely’s latest Astonishing Adventure – The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle – resumes!
Rejoice, one and all!
Sunday, April 19th, 2009
With the Duchess of Fircombe’s priceless pearl necklace pinched, all eyes turn to the prime suspect – allegedly reformed jewel thief Pilferton Swypes.
Could this cad really be the culprit?
Tags: breasts, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, Duke and Duchess of Fircombe, fiction, Fircombe Hall, humour, Lady Marmalade, Lord Likely, Major Thrashing, mystery, peal necklace, Pilferton Swypes, theft, whodunnit
Saturday, April 11th, 2009
With the Duchess of Fircombe slowly choking to death on an olive, it is up to Lord Likely – Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action – to leap to her rescue!
However, it quickly transpires that this is only the beginning of his lordship’s troubles as a long night gets even longer…
Wednesday, April 1st, 2009
Lord Likely gets into the party spirit, by groping a couple of lovelies and offending a published poet, before bringing the whole event to a grinding halt with a single olive.
Just another typical day for his lordship, then.
Tags: botter, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, Duke and Duchess of Fircombe, fiction, Fircombe Hall, humour, intercourse, Jennifer Eels, Lord Likely, Major Thrashing, Maud Dreadful, mystery, pearl necklace, tits, whodunnit, Winsome Pine
Wednesday, March 25th, 2009
Lord Likely arrives at Fircombe Hall, more than ready to drink himself senseless, and roger himself raw.
But first, there is the rather irritating business of meeting all the guests…
Wednesday, March 18th, 2009
Lord Likely is invited to attend a lavish ball at Fircombe Hall, little suspecting that he is about to be hurled head-first into another astonishing adventure – an astonishing adventure YOU can partake in, by helping his lordship answer one very simple question:
Which Ruddy Bastard Did It?
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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