The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
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Sunday, May 6th, 2012
Lord Likely tries a new form of long-distance love-making.
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Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012
His lordship dispenses invaluable fitness advice.
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Wednesday, April 4th, 2012
Lord Likely ponders the challenges he faces in being so incredibly wealthy and good looking.
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Monday, February 27th, 2012
As his Wooden Jubilee continues, Lord Likely shares his Top Fives…
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Saturday, February 25th, 2012
It’s Lord Likely’s Fifth Anniversary – or his ‘Wooden Jubilee’, if you will.
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Wednesday, February 1st, 2012
Click to embiggen. ONE OF the reasons for the sheer QUALITY of the prose in my astonishing adventures is that I, being a well-bred, well-educated sort of a chap, have learnt how to hold my pen correctly. Some people – especially commoners – seem mystified by the correct usage of this writing implement, and clutch [...]
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Monday, January 30th, 2012
AS A reader of my journals, you are already well aware that they are the most thrilling, exciting, arousing and most downright hilarious writings that have e’er seen print, or indeed that will e’er see print. Now, finally, it seems that the rest of the world are also becoming aware of this indisputable fact, as [...]
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Wednesday, January 18th, 2012
IN LIGHT of the loss of our communal encyclopaedia, ‘Wikipedia‘, I have decided to step forth and aid those ignoramuses who still seek knowledge despite the blackout. Thus I am proud to present my very own astonishing… Likelypedia! I am a fountain of knowledge. Come, drink from my spout. ~ A Aardvark: the aroused form [...]
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Saturday, December 24th, 2011
A Christmas message from Lord Likely himself.
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Sunday, October 9th, 2011
AS A RICH, powerful, incredibly handsome and overwhelmingly male human being, I enjoy exclusive membership of London’s notorious ‘Bullion Club’ (motto: NIL PAUPERUM). ‘Tis a lovely, luxurious and opulent environment, where I can take time out from a busy day battering my man-servant (not a euphemism) or polishing my cane (a euphemism) and indulge in [...]
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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