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Telegram Sex
Sunday, May 6th, 2012
Lord Likely tries a new form of long-distance love-making.
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Look Likely
Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012
His lordship dispenses invaluable fitness advice.
Tags: adventuring, advice, beggars, corset, fiction, fitness, guide, humour, intercourse, Lord Likely, love-muscle, Mountain of Masculinity, Victorian
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Why being so fabulously wealthy and impossibly handsome is such a terrible burden, by Lord Likely
Wednesday, April 4th, 2012
Lord Likely ponders the challenges he faces in being so incredibly wealthy and good looking.
Tags: burden, Daily Mail, fiction, good looks, humour, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, money, Mr. A D Fanton, parody, Samantha Brick, Victorian, web fiction, weblit
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Lord Likely’s Top Fives
Monday, February 27th, 2012
As his Wooden Jubilee continues, Lord Likely shares his Top Fives…
Tags: beggars, botter, chat-up lines, drink, expletives, fiction, five years, horses, hounds, humour, ladies, Lord Likely, parody, sexual positions, The Queen, Top Fives, Victorian, web fiction, weblit, wooden jubilee
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Lord Likely’s Wooden Jubilee
Saturday, February 25th, 2012
It’s Lord Likely’s Fifth Anniversary – or his ‘Wooden Jubilee’, if you will.
Tags: astonishing adventures, audio play, booze, celebration, Darren Craske, diamond jubilee, drunk, facebook, five years, humour, Jamie Smart, Jonathan Pinnock, Lord Likely, Mr. A D Fanton, party, Professor Elemental, Rob Riggle, The Guardian, twitter, Victorian, web fiction, weblit, wooden jubilee, YouTube
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How To Hold One’s Implement
Wednesday, February 1st, 2012
Click to embiggen. ONE OF the reasons for the sheer QUALITY of the prose in my astonishing adventures is that I, being a well-bred, well-educated sort of a chap, have learnt how to hold my pen correctly. Some people – especially commoners – seem mystified by the correct usage of this writing implement, and clutch [...]
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Vote Likely!
Monday, January 30th, 2012
AS A reader of my journals, you are already well aware that they are the most thrilling, exciting, arousing and most downright hilarious writings that have e’er seen print, or indeed that will e’er see print. Now, finally, it seems that the rest of the world are also becoming aware of this indisputable fact, as [...]
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Likelypedia
Wednesday, January 18th, 2012
IN LIGHT of the loss of our communal encyclopaedia, ‘Wikipedia‘, I have decided to step forth and aid those ignoramuses who still seek knowledge despite the blackout. Thus I am proud to present my very own astonishing… Likelypedia! I am a fountain of knowledge. Come, drink from my spout. ~ A Aardvark: the aroused form [...]
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Lord Likely’s Christmas Message
Saturday, December 24th, 2011
A Christmas message from Lord Likely himself.
Tags: Christmas, Christmas card, humour, Lord Likely, mistletoe, penis, Victorian
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Likely vs Elemental
Sunday, October 9th, 2011
AS A RICH, powerful, incredibly handsome and overwhelmingly male human being, I enjoy exclusive membership of London’s notorious ‘Bullion Club’ (motto: NIL PAUPERUM). ‘Tis a lovely, luxurious and opulent environment, where I can take time out from a busy day battering my man-servant (not a euphemism) or polishing my cane (a euphemism) and indulge in [...]
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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