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    Double the Pleasure!

    Saturday, July 31st, 2010

    MY JOURNALS  have not exactly been bereft of excellence of late, what with a corking competition, ball-burstingly brilliant book reviews, an excellent article revealing the incredible work that goes into crafting my adventures, and a mini-escapade featuring my man-servant, Botter. However,  I have not chronicled one of my own astonishing adventures since that business with [...]

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    Lord Likely’s Literary Love-Pump

    Friday, July 23rd, 2010

    Lord Likely reviews three Victorian-set books, AND announces the winners of his corking contest! A double-helping of delights!

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    ‘Tis A Knockout

    Monday, July 5th, 2010

    Lord Likely demonstrates some uncharacteristic generosity, and gives away some of his merchandise to three lucky readers.

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    How To Publish A Webbed-Log For Distribution ‘Pon The Inter-Connected Network of Computation Devices

    Sunday, May 16th, 2010

    Lord Likely takes us behind the scenes, and reveals the complex process involved in bringing his Astonishing Adventures to homes everywhere.

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    A Fine, Upstanding Member

    Thursday, April 8th, 2010

    Join Lord Likely as he makes his bid for WORLD DOMINATION.

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    Lord Likely’s Thrilling Third Anniversary Threesome!

    Saturday, February 27th, 2010

    Lord Likely’s three-week long celebration of his Astonishing Adventures comences. HUZZAH!

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    The Excellent Emporium of Wondrous Wares

    Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

    BEHOLD! The grand opening of Lord Likely’s Excellent Emporium of Wondrous Wares! Rejoice!

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    Lord Likely’s Guide to Tipping One’s Hat

    Thursday, February 18th, 2010

    Lord Likely shares his invaluable expertise in the area of correct hat-tipping.

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    Quacking Outrageous

    Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

    Lord Likely and 1889.ca Labs present a highly improbable, but completely excellent adventure: ‘The Man With the Improbable Leg’.

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    Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock…

    Monday, January 18th, 2010

    BEHOLD! Lord Likely’s most ASTONISHING ADVENTURE yet – a twenty-four hour tale unfolding over the course of a day, right before your very eyes!

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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