The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."
THE DAILY NEWS SHEET
"Utterly wonderful. Upon reading Lord Likely's diaries, I went out and set fire to a homeless wretch to celebrate."
THE LONDON LOOKER
"I ejaculated so hard, my library had to be closed off for an entire week."
LORD FISHSTICK'S NEWSPAPER
"Everyone should buy a copy of these diaries, then have sex with them."
THE ILLUSTRATED JOURNAL OF NEWS
"Hear ye, hear ye, Lord Likely is fucking ace!"
THE TOWN CRIER
Monday, July 14th, 2014
Lord Likely present fifteen and a half genuine Victorian rib-ticklers for your amusement. You are welcome, world.
Friday, July 11th, 2014
His Lordship shares ten Victorian vulgarities with which to strike down your worst enemy.
Monday, November 25th, 2013
‘Tis the most important literary event since Mr. William Shakespeare bought his first quill. Further updates to follow, ladies and gentle-men! In the meantime, please do spread the word – LORD LIKELY IS COMING! – Lord Likely.
Wednesday, September 11th, 2013
Lord Likely gives a thorough review of issue two of ‘Professor Elemental Comics’.
Saturday, June 29th, 2013
Now THIS is what you call a festival. – Lord Likely.
Friday, March 8th, 2013
Lord Likely reveals details of his all-new adventure – coming soon!
Wednesday, February 13th, 2013
AND they say that romance is dead. TSK. Happy Valentine’s Day to all you lovers out there! – Lord Likely.
Wednesday, October 31st, 2012
Lord Likely presents a spine-chilling tale for Hallowe’en…
Wednesday, July 11th, 2012
Mr Louis Paster battles a fearsome KRAKEN.
Saturday, May 26th, 2012
Lord Likely celebrates four-and-a-half years of his use of the Twitter Device.
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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