The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."
THE DAILY NEWS SHEET
"Utterly wonderful. Upon reading Lord Likely's diaries, I went out and set fire to a homeless wretch to celebrate."
THE LONDON LOOKER
"I ejaculated so hard, my library had to be closed off for an entire week."
LORD FISHSTICK'S NEWSPAPER
"Everyone should buy a copy of these diaries, then have sex with them."
THE ILLUSTRATED JOURNAL OF NEWS
"Hear ye, hear ye, Lord Likely is fucking ace!"
THE TOWN CRIER
Tuesday, May 24th, 2016
This magnificent, undergarment-dampening image is the cover for my forthcoming electronic book, ‘The Bellending Club’, finally due to be issued forth NEXT MONTH (i.e in June). It has been an admittedly long road to this very point, with ideas scrapped, titles changed, and so much whisky consumed that I lost three months to a drunken […]
Friday, October 16th, 2015
Lord Likely offers readers a chance to win some card games. What a fellow.
Friday, May 29th, 2015
Lord Likely, in his infinite wisdom, offers some advice for the would-be writer.
Thursday, March 5th, 2015
Lord Likely takes us on a history lesson, with the tale of The Great Bidding War of 1882.
Friday, February 13th, 2015
Another tease for his lordship’s forthcoming electronic book…
Thursday, November 20th, 2014
Lord Likely dupes the ‘Great Detective’.
Friday, September 12th, 2014
Lord Likely announces the launch of his Magnificent Mailing List!
Wednesday, September 10th, 2014
Lord Likely unearths a forgotten oddity from his publishing past.
Sunday, September 7th, 2014
Lord Likely announces the imminent publication of his first electronic book – but is there a conspiracy to stop him?
Monday, July 14th, 2014
Lord Likely present fifteen and a half genuine Victorian rib-ticklers for your amusement. You are welcome, world.
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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