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    The Great Bidding War of 1882

    Thursday, March 5th, 2015

    Lord Likely takes us on a history lesson, with the tale of The Great Bidding War of 1882.

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    Lord Likely Is Coming

    Friday, February 13th, 2015

    Another tease for his lordship’s forthcoming electronic book…

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    In Which I Outsmart Mr. Sherlock Holmes

    Thursday, November 20th, 2014

    Lord Likely dupes the ‘Great Detective’.

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    Extra! Extra!

    Friday, September 12th, 2014

    Lord Likely announces the launch of his Magnificent Mailing List!

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    Duck Me

    Wednesday, September 10th, 2014

    Lord Likely unearths a forgotten oddity from his publishing past.

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    A Study in Strumpets and a Curious Conspiracy

    Sunday, September 7th, 2014

    Lord Likely announces the imminent publication of his first electronic book – but is there a conspiracy to stop him?

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    Fifteen And A Half Hilarious Victorian Jokes That Would Even Make Her Majesty Laugh

    Monday, July 14th, 2014

    Lord Likely present fifteen and a half genuine Victorian rib-ticklers for your amusement. You are welcome, world.

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    Ten Victorian Insults To Make Your Enemies Crumble

    Friday, July 11th, 2014

    His Lordship shares ten Victorian vulgarities with which to strike down your worst enemy.

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    An Astonishing and Arousing Announcement

    Monday, November 25th, 2013

    ‘Tis the most important literary event since Mr. William Shakespeare bought his first quill.  Further updates to follow, ladies and gentle-men! In the meantime, please do spread the word – LORD LIKELY IS COMING! – Lord Likely.

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    Taking the Pith

    Wednesday, September 11th, 2013

    Lord Likely gives a thorough review of issue two of ‘Professor Elemental Comics’.

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

    Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing

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