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    Archive for March, 2009

    Fircombe Hall

    Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

    Lord Likely arrives at Fircombe Hall, more than ready to drink himself senseless, and roger himself raw.

    But first, there is the rather irritating business of meeting all the guests…

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    Posted in Adventures Thus Far, The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle | 17 Comments »

    The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle

    Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

    Lord Likely is invited to attend a lavish ball at Fircombe Hall, little suspecting that he is about to be hurled head-first into another astonishing adventure – an astonishing adventure YOU can partake in, by helping his lordship answer one very simple question:

    Which Ruddy Bastard Did It?

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    Posted in The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle | 11 Comments »

    Wherein His Lordship Gets Some Relief

    Friday, March 13th, 2009

    Lord Likely does the unthinkable, and donates some of his money to charity – but not before making a generous donation to the attractive woman collecting the funds…

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    Posted in Random Insertions | 12 Comments »

    An Appeal On Behalf of the Unappealing

    Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

    In a spot of uncharacteristic begging, Lord Likely asks his dear, loyal followers to part with their hard-earned cash, all in the name of adventure and excitement.

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    Posted in Random Insertions | 6 Comments »

    The Moustache-O-Rama

    Friday, March 6th, 2009

    ‘A moustache maketh the man’, as a wise man once said, and never has that old axiom been more prurient than now, with the introduction of Lord Likely’s Extra-Ordinary Inter-Active Moustache-O-Rama! Come one, come all, and play with his lordship’s facial fuzz!

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    Posted in Random Insertions | 20 Comments »

    Lord Likely’s General Twattery

    Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

    Accomplished strip-cartoonist, Mr. Jamie Smart, offers his own dashing depiction of Lord Likely in all his beggar-beating glory.

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    Posted in Random Insertions | 13 Comments »

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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