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Archive for March, 2009
Fircombe Hall
Wednesday, March 25th, 2009
Lord Likely arrives at Fircombe Hall, more than ready to drink himself senseless, and roger himself raw.
But first, there is the rather irritating business of meeting all the guests…
Tags: botter, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, Duke and Duchess of Fircombe, fiction, Fircombe Hall, humour, intercourse, Lord Likely, Maud Dreadful, mystery, party, pearl necklace, whodunnit
Posted in Adventures Thus Far, The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle | 17 Comments »
The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle
Wednesday, March 18th, 2009
Lord Likely is invited to attend a lavish ball at Fircombe Hall, little suspecting that he is about to be hurled head-first into another astonishing adventure – an astonishing adventure YOU can partake in, by helping his lordship answer one very simple question:
Which Ruddy Bastard Did It?
Tags: astonishing, botter, Duke and Duchess of Fircombe, fiction, Fircombe Hall, humour, Lord Likely, mystery, pearl necklace, whodunnit
Posted in The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle | 11 Comments »
Wherein His Lordship Gets Some Relief
Friday, March 13th, 2009
Lord Likely does the unthinkable, and donates some of his money to charity – but not before making a generous donation to the attractive woman collecting the funds…
Tags: charity, Comic Relief, donations, Lord Likely, Mr. A.D Fanton, Red Nose Day
Posted in Random Insertions | 12 Comments »
An Appeal On Behalf of the Unappealing
Tuesday, March 10th, 2009
In a spot of uncharacteristic begging, Lord Likely asks his dear, loyal followers to part with their hard-earned cash, all in the name of adventure and excitement.
Tags: appeal, donations, Lord Likely, Mr. A D Fanton, vagina
Posted in Random Insertions | 6 Comments »
The Moustache-O-Rama
Friday, March 6th, 2009
‘A moustache maketh the man’, as a wise man once said, and never has that old axiom been more prurient than now, with the introduction of Lord Likely’s Extra-Ordinary Inter-Active Moustache-O-Rama! Come one, come all, and play with his lordship’s facial fuzz!
Tags: anniversary, entertainment, game, jolly good fun, Lord Likely, moustache, Mr. Michael Whaite, tribute
Posted in Random Insertions | 20 Comments »
Lord Likely’s General Twattery
Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009
Accomplished strip-cartoonist, Mr. Jamie Smart, offers his own dashing depiction of Lord Likely in all his beggar-beating glory.
Tags: anniversary, excellence, Jamie Smart, Lord Likely, strip cartoons, tributes
Posted in Random Insertions | 13 Comments »
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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