The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."
THE DAILY NEWS SHEET
"Utterly wonderful. Upon reading Lord Likely's diaries, I went out and set fire to a homeless wretch to celebrate."
THE LONDON LOOKER
"I ejaculated so hard, my library had to be closed off for an entire week."
LORD FISHSTICK'S NEWSPAPER
"Everyone should buy a copy of these diaries, then have sex with them."
THE ILLUSTRATED JOURNAL OF NEWS
"Hear ye, hear ye, Lord Likely is fucking ace!"
THE TOWN CRIER
Wednesday, March 25th, 2009
Lord Likely arrives at Fircombe Hall, more than ready to drink himself senseless, and roger himself raw.
But first, there is the rather irritating business of meeting all the guests…
Wednesday, March 18th, 2009
Lord Likely is invited to attend a lavish ball at Fircombe Hall, little suspecting that he is about to be hurled head-first into another astonishing adventure – an astonishing adventure YOU can partake in, by helping his lordship answer one very simple question:
Which Ruddy Bastard Did It?
Friday, March 13th, 2009
Lord Likely does the unthinkable, and donates some of his money to charity – but not before making a generous donation to the attractive woman collecting the funds…
Tuesday, March 10th, 2009
In a spot of uncharacteristic begging, Lord Likely asks his dear, loyal followers to part with their hard-earned cash, all in the name of adventure and excitement.
Friday, March 6th, 2009
‘A moustache maketh the man’, as a wise man once said, and never has that old axiom been more prurient than now, with the introduction of Lord Likely’s Extra-Ordinary Inter-Active Moustache-O-Rama! Come one, come all, and play with his lordship’s facial fuzz!
Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009
Accomplished strip-cartoonist, Mr. Jamie Smart, offers his own dashing depiction of Lord Likely in all his beggar-beating glory.
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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