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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    12 September 2014

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    AS THE publication of my forthcoming electronic epic, A Study In Strumpets, draws e’er closer, there shall be much to enjoy over the coming weeks.

    Of course, primarily there shall be the book itself, a magnum opus that shall alter the course of literature forever more. But there shall also be plenty more besides, including some fascinating features right here, as well as the odd contest or two, with some rather special prizes, to boot.

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    – Lord Likely.

     

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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