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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    24 May 2016

    In Which His Lordship Is Uncovered

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    This magnificent, undergarment-dampening image is the cover for my forthcoming electronic book, ‘The Bellending Club’, finally due to be issued forth NEXT MONTH (i.e in June).

    It has been an admittedly long road to this very point, with ideas scrapped, titles changed, and so much whisky consumed that I lost three months to a drunken stupor. But finally, my debut novel is nearing completion, ready to be thrust into your quivering, shaking hands in a mere matter of WEEKS. Gods be praised! Double whiskies all round!

    But what is this mysterious Bellending Club? Who is the unfortunate fellow lying in a pool of his own claret? And what have I to do with all of this unpleasantness? All we be revealed in due course, my dear readers, with plenty more teasing to be done in the upcoming days, like the foreplay to a particularly satisfying bout of intercourse.

    Do feel free to subscribe to my magnificent mailing list to be informed of further developments first, and of course join me ‘pon the Facebook and Twitter as well – you shall not want to miss a thing, lest you be cast out by your peers.

    Until the next time,

    Toddle-pip!

    – Lord Likely.

     

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

    Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing

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