24 May 2016
In Which His Lordship Is Uncovered
This magnificent, undergarment-dampening image is the cover for my forthcoming electronic book, ‘The Bellending Club’, finally due to be issued forth NEXT MONTH (i.e in June).
It has been an admittedly long road to this very point, with ideas scrapped, titles changed, and so much whisky consumed that I lost three months to a drunken stupor. But finally, my debut novel is nearing completion, ready to be thrust into your quivering, shaking hands in a mere matter of WEEKS. Gods be praised! Double whiskies all round!
But what is this mysterious Bellending Club? Who is the unfortunate fellow lying in a pool of his own claret? And what have I to do with all of this unpleasantness? All we be revealed in due course, my dear readers, with plenty more teasing to be done in the upcoming days, like the foreplay to a particularly satisfying bout of intercourse.
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Until the next time,
– Lord Likely.