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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    20 November 2014

    In Which I Outsmart Mr. Sherlock Holmes

    AS regular readers will know, I have had something of a long-running feud with that sickeningly smug sleuth, Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Even writing that cove’s name is enough to make me want to vomit all over my hands.

    Well, happily today I can say that I have well and truly got one over on him, by sneaking my noble self into a story all about him! HA!

    The tale in question is entitled ‘The Facebook of Sherlock Holmes,’ and is the work of my no-good scribe, Mr. A.D Fanton, esquire. This comic-strip adventure for Mr. Holmes appears in the latest issue of the adult comic (surely an oxymoron), ‘Viz’, which goes on sale in shops to-day.

    Unbeknownst to Mr. Holmes, however, I could not let him have all the glory in this latest escapade, so ensured (through a mixture of violent lashes and verbal abuse directed at Mr. Fanton) that I too would appear in the story. And behold, all my efforts were not in vain, for there I am, in all my glory:

    Ha-HA! I’d wager that the so-called ‘Great Detective’ did not see that one coming! Victory is mine!

    The above adventure appears in Viz Comic, number 241, which you may purchase from the shops for £3.20, and then you may wave it in the dopey detective’s startled, big-conked face.

    ‘Twas all rather elementary, in the end…

    – Lord Likely.

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    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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