The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."
THE DAILY NEWS SHEET
"Utterly wonderful. Upon reading Lord Likely's diaries, I went out and set fire to a homeless wretch to celebrate."
THE LONDON LOOKER
"I ejaculated so hard, my library had to be closed off for an entire week."
LORD FISHSTICK'S NEWSPAPER
"Everyone should buy a copy of these diaries, then have sex with them."
THE ILLUSTRATED JOURNAL OF NEWS
"Hear ye, hear ye, Lord Likely is fucking ace!"
THE TOWN CRIER
13 February 2015
Soon, you shall be able to submit yourselves to me, dear readers, for my debut electronic book is drawing ‘e’er nearer, readying itself to spank your eyeballs and clamp itself to your brain.
Be prepared…for Likely is coming!
– Lord Likely.
2 incredible interjections thus far.
Why this is mgnificient my Lord, incredible! Gigantic!
Now, leaving your pendolous parts aside I’m happy for the novelization of your own deeds.
Any news on which platform it may appear?
I’m in love with this place. Quite impatiently awaiting the release of your novel!
Etisioro Onome, August 7th, 2015 at 7:26 pm
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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