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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    08 March 2013

    Lord Save the Queen

    WHILE it is true to say that ANYTHING I choose to share through my wonderful journals is something to be treasured and admired for all eternity, I do concede that, of late, there has been a shocking lack of Astonishing Adventures. To this end I bring forth good news, ladies and gentlemen – an all-new Astonishing Adventure shall explode unto your delighted faces soon, like literary bukkake. 

    As you can tell from the frankly marvellous poster above, the title is ‘Her Majesty’s Secret Cervix’, for there is naturally only one thing that could bring this Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Men of Action out of his self-imposed exile, and that is to be in service of Her Majesty, The Queen!

    This thrilling new tale shall debut shortly, thus improving the lives of my beloved readers one hundred percent, and restoring balance to the world once more. Do keep your eyes peeled for further announcements lest you miss my latest opus and are forever shunned by your peers and loved ones.

    Lord Likely is coming – and by royal appointment!

    – Lord Likely. 

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

    Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing

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