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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    06 March 2009

    The Moustache-O-Rama


    IT is not an understatement to say that I, Lord Likely, Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action, am the most handsome man who ever drew breath on this earth.

    Neither is it unreasonable to suggest that I am in possession of one of the greatest moustaches ever seen gracing the upper-lip of man, beast or bearded woman; a perfectly groomed arc of awesomeness which is neither too flashy nor too plain, a brilliant, bristly badge upon my face, a badge which says, ‘I am Lord Likely, and I am a MAN.’

    Now and then I have dabbled with other styles, from the ‘The Dandy‘ to the ‘Chuff Duster‘, but I have always returned to the classic look with which I have become accustomed. Why mess with perfection, dear readers?

    Well, as the second anniversary of my journals continues apace, I have decided to offer you all the chance to do just that and allow you all the opportunity to quite literally mess with perfection!

    With a thorough tip of my hat to the astonishing artist Mr. Michael Whaite, I present to you the soon-to-be-hugely-popular entertainement, Lord Likely’s Extra-Ordinary Inter-Active Moustache-O-Rama!

    Yes, dear readers, now you can take great delight in affixing a variety of different moustaches to my handsome face, to see how I might look sporting a completely different piece of face-fuzz – all thanks to Lord Likely’s Extra-Ordinary Inter-Active Moustache-O-Rama!

    To set Lord Likely’s Extra-Ordinary Inter-Active Moustache-O-Rama in motion, just click upon the image below, and away you jolly well go!


    Ah, what jolly excellent fun, yes?

    If you create a particularly striking/unusual or powerfully erotic image using Lord Likely’s Extra-Ordinary Inter-Active Moustache-O-Rama, then why not press ‘ctrl’ and ‘print screen’ upon your key-board and save it into the paint package of your choice, then send it to me for my perusal:

    The best efforts shall be published in the very journal, to widespread acclaim and adulation! Huzzah!

    Also, you may use the above address to send in your own tributes to my wondrous self, as a few of you good people have already done. But I demand more. MORE, damn you!

    Anyway, I do hope you enjoy Lord Likely’s Extra-Ordinary Inter-Active Moustache-O-Rama. Do feel free to whip it out at parties (as t’were), or tell your friends!

    Warm thanks to Mr. Michael Whaite again for his excellent endeavour. Do please visit his wondrous Popmash store by a way of a thank-you.

    Rightio. I am off to go and give my own moustache a damned good combing and greasing. Looking this damnably attractive is not easy work, let me tell you.


    – Lord Likely.

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    20 incredible interjections thus far.


    Lord Likely, I think you’d look charming with the Pythagoras

    nursemyra, March 6th, 2009 at 7:27 am


    Oh, my! I played and played all day until I was so late for work they told me to go back home and never return. No matter. This is ever so much more fun. And some can be used as sideburns and some even for eyebrows (but only for expert players like I have quickly become.) And the Spunkleford makes such a charming parted goatee. I only wish the Lord-likeness had been full length.

    relaxmax, March 6th, 2009 at 7:30 am

    Lord Andrew of Goulding

    The Village Idiot was particularly appreciated. Well done.

    Will Lord Likely be making similar interactive games for other parts of the anatomy, like ears, perhaps?

    Lord Andrew of Goulding, March 6th, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    Lord Likely

    Good day, friends!

    Nurse Myra, are you sure the ‘Chuff Duster’ would not tickle your fancy, m’dear?

    Mr. Max, who needs gainful employment when you have a multitude of moustaches at your disposal anyway? NO-ONE!

    Lord Andrew, maybe a ‘Dress Up Lord Palmerston’ game would be well received (as t’were).


    >- Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, March 7th, 2009 at 3:38 am

    Olga, the Traveling Bra

    I haven’t had this much fun since polishing off a bottle of champagne with RelaxMax in your Love Dungeon!

    Olga, the Traveling Bra, March 7th, 2009 at 4:02 am


    I LOVE the site’s new look, and that “Mustache-O-Rama” gizmo is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen!

    Bravo sir! Pip pip!

    LOBO, March 7th, 2009 at 8:29 pm


    Without doubt the B@st@rd is the order of the day!

    Miladysa, March 8th, 2009 at 12:24 am

    Alex L.

    You can actually make some of them eyebrows as well… its a wonderful creation.

    Alex L., March 8th, 2009 at 4:03 am

    Lord Likely

    Good day, all!

    Olga, as long as a bottle of champagne was all you polished off, m’dear! Mr. Max can be rather an unsavoury character, you know!

    Lord LOBO, ’tis a great pleasure to see you back, sir! And thank you for your excellent words. All of them!

    Miladysa, the bastard always goes down well, so to speak.

    Mr. L, there is no end to the fun one may have with Lord Likely’s Extra-Ordinary Inter-Active Moustache-O-Rama!

    Tell your friends! And your enemies, and even random individuals you meet on the street.


    – Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, March 9th, 2009 at 3:37 am


    I put the damned Frenchman on our eyebrow … infinite evil on your lip and the snooty on your chin!

    DrowseyMonkey, March 9th, 2009 at 4:37 am

    Chris Wood

    Truly the most wonderful thing I have ever seen.

    Chris Wood, March 9th, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    Lord Likely

    Good day!

    Drowsey, that sounds very much like the scene I beheld at an orgy recently!

    Mr. Wood, indeed! You may as well gouge ut your eyeballs now, for you shall see nothing more wonderful!

    Well, aside from my upcoming adventures, of course!


    – Lord Likely

    Lord Likely, March 10th, 2009 at 2:49 pm

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    Dave, July 5th, 2009 at 2:01 pm


    All fine gents should sport a moustache at one stage or other.

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