06 March 2009
The Moustache-O-Rama
IT is not an understatement to say that I, Lord Likely, Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action, am the most handsome man who ever drew breath on this earth.
Neither is it unreasonable to suggest that I am in possession of one of the greatest moustaches ever seen gracing the upper-lip of man, beast or bearded woman; a perfectly groomed arc of awesomeness which is neither too flashy nor too plain, a brilliant, bristly badge upon my face, a badge which says, ‘I am Lord Likely, and I am a MAN.’
Now and then I have dabbled with other styles, from the ‘The Dandy‘ to the ‘Chuff Duster‘, but I have always returned to the classic look with which I have become accustomed. Why mess with perfection, dear readers?
Well, as the second anniversary of my journals continues apace, I have decided to offer you all the chance to do just that and allow you all the opportunity to quite literally mess with perfection!
With a thorough tip of my hat to the astonishing artist Mr. Michael Whaite, I present to you the soon-to-be-hugely-popular entertainement, Lord Likely’s Extra-Ordinary Inter-Active Moustache-O-Rama!
Yes, dear readers, now you can take great delight in affixing a variety of different moustaches to my handsome face, to see how I might look sporting a completely different piece of face-fuzz – all thanks to Lord Likely’s Extra-Ordinary Inter-Active Moustache-O-Rama!
To set Lord Likely’s Extra-Ordinary Inter-Active Moustache-O-Rama in motion, just click upon the image below, and away you jolly well go!
Ah, what jolly excellent fun, yes?
If you create a particularly striking/unusual or powerfully erotic image using Lord Likely’s Extra-Ordinary Inter-Active Moustache-O-Rama, then why not press ‘ctrl’ and ‘print screen’ upon your key-board and save it into the paint package of your choice, then send it to me for my perusal:
The best efforts shall be published in the very journal, to widespread acclaim and adulation! Huzzah!
Also, you may use the above address to send in your own tributes to my wondrous self, as a few of you good people have already done. But I demand more. MORE, damn you!
Anyway, I do hope you enjoy Lord Likely’s Extra-Ordinary Inter-Active Moustache-O-Rama. Do feel free to whip it out at parties (as t’were), or tell your friends!
Warm thanks to Mr. Michael Whaite again for his excellent endeavour. Do please visit his wondrous Popmash store by a way of a thank-you.
Rightio. I am off to go and give my own moustache a damned good combing and greasing. Looking this damnably attractive is not easy work, let me tell you.
Toodle-pip!
– Lord Likely.
